- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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