What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

69

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...