That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

ure mama's so fat

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A hill billy went fishing

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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