what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A midget walked under a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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