- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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