- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

I like school Said no one ever.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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