- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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