Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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