Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

a black guy hates chicken.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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