- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Daniel is a fag

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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