- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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