What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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