- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

whats green and lives in the water

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

123 f*ck off

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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