- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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