- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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