- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??