You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

 

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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