- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Yellow People !!

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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