It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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the WNBA

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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