What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

A woman walks into a bar.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

batman farted so hes retarded

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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