- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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