What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Sarah Palin.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Kameron Brown is gay.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Guest what in the butt

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Anti Joke

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