- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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