- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

And you honored it I see :P

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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