Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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