- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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