- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Once upon a time a was born

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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