- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Click here to end the world.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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