I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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