Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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gingers

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

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