- Anti Joke

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

taking out the trash... at night

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

woman's lacrosse

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato