- Anti Joke

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher