What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

You tell me. I have amnesia.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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