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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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