what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

womens rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

justin beiber sucks

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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