- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

whats 1 + 1? 2

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

there was once a jew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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