karn chevalier

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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