- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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