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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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