- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

The truth is he loves her!!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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