- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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