What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Your Mom The End.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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