What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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