Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Irish sobriety

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

what tall and looks like a jew?

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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