What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Irish sobriety

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Sam Hengal.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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