Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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