- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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