What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Irish sobriety

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Your mom is so old she died

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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