- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Gus's mom

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

CAVE JOHNSON.

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