- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Girls Lacrosse.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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