whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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rent a cops

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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girls basketball

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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