- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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