What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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charlie sheen

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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You having friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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alex is cool

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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