- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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