Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A women left the kitchen.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Chicken

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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