Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

charlie sheen

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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