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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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