- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Pickles are powerful

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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