roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Women's rights

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no

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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