- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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