Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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