- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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