Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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there was once a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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