My Nan, that is all.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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willam dafoe

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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