What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did? Yes

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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