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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

A paralysed man falls over.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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