- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

I just drank a cola.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Your sex life.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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