What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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My children are mistakes

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

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