- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Once upon a time a was born

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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