- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

This is not funny.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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