- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

So a seal walks into a club.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Who is John Galt?

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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