- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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